Thursday, March 29, 2007

Calling All Winos


All winos will want to move to China after reading this. Your days of brown bagging it on the streets of America are over, now you can CLEAR bag it. We found this plastic bag of alcohol (53%) at Wu Mart. Granted, it was in the cooking alcohol section, but so is Er Guo Tou (which people drink in freakin' restaurants!), and anything that's not expensive enough to go in the glass case. Besides, look at the guy pictured on the bag. He hasn't been cooking.

I doubt we'll muster the guts to try this stuff, but I had to shell out the 3 kuai (less than 50 cents) just to take this picture. Man, winos in China have it easy. An hour or so of begging (how hard can it be to get 3 kuai?) and you're set for the rest of the day!

3 comments:

Will said...

this is an amusing thingy

do you remember the roach poison called "Monarch of Genocide" ....... ah, China.

Jeremy said...

Sweet Er Guo Tou titty...

Lao Wai said...

Hell yes I remember the monarch of genocide. Unfortunately it's not around anymore - I checked.

And there's nothing sweet about an Er Guo Tou titty - that stuff gets the job done, but it's absolutely foul.